adjetive to describe a person of the opposite sex that is physically attractive where you want to have sexual intercourse with them, but maintains an annoying personality where you want to physically harm them.
I can't decide if I want to "punch or fuck" that girl.
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To punch a vagina and/or anus. The act of fisting.
I punch fucked your mom last night
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The art of frontal donkey punching with a mate. Also used in Slopfuck, which involves punchfucking, donkeypunching, explosive diarrhea, midgets, and various other acts.
Hey pretty lady, may I interest you in some punchfucking? Or perhaps some chips?
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A violent sexual move where the fucker punches a fuckee’s orifice of choice - HARD and FAST.
Son: What are you reading?
Dad: I’m reading a damn 1000 page book BITCH!
Son: Call me bitch again and I’ll punch fuck that book up your ass one page at a time!
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Punch Fuck: The act of fisting a man using a closed hand (fist) with little or no lube. A variation on fist-fucking but is generally more abrasive and aggressive.
Man 1: You're fuckable!
Man 2: What you in to?
Man 1: Punch fucking your arse! Now get in the van you're coming with me...
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When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.
Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"
Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)
punch me in the fucking face
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