punner

Simply a person who makes puns.

Peter: Hey, you know what sucks?
Julia: vaccuums
George: Oh, what a lame punner she is!

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machine punner

Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner

Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!

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Punner

Is a nickname for the narcotic Cocaine.

Geez' ehs a fat patsy eh punner.

Punner

A nickname for a person who makes puns. Usually, a very annoying person who people don't want to be around.

Guy 1: omg that punner is so annoying
Guy 2: Ikr