punus

a pun that involes a penis or something penis related.

man 1 "Great to see some of that true Tory spunk coming back into politics. Well done."
man 2 "haha nice punus!"

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punu

Another word for penis, also used randomly to surprise someone.

"Take a look at my punu"

OR....

"Have you seen the movie transfor-"
"PUNU!"
"AH!"

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punu

the act where ones penis grows long and monsterous. unless it is cute. (small)

when i woke up this mornin my dad pulled the sheets off me and saw my cool punu

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Punu Special

A Punu Special can only be performed when you need to shit, piss, shower, and masterbait. You go to the bathroom, sit down, hold your shit in and start fapping. Right when you jizz, take a massive shit. You might want to start shitting right before you ejaculate to make sure they both happen at the same time. Afterwords, don't wipe or clean up, and get immediately in the shower. After you wipe all the cum off your lap and wash all the shit out of your ass and it's all down the drain, plug it and start filling up a bath and light a kool blue cigarette.

Friend 1: Dude, I did a Punu Special today.

Friend 2: You have a fucking lot of free time on your hands.

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Punu

Your loved one

For example

Where's my Punu Eddie
Or

My Punu hurt my heart