purch

The act of buying for someone who is under age.

Sam: Lets get drunk tonight.

Ryan: Whose going to Purch?

Matt: Katie has a fake, she always down to Purch!

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dece purch

Short for "decent purchase". Orginally used as druggie-slang/code for a good drug deal or drug quality, but recently has been used in response to any type of favorable purchase, or simply to replace the word "dece".

"Yeah, that coke was a dece purch"

"Lemee see that cellphone......damn, dece purch."

"Ok I'll come to your house later"
"Aiyt, dece purch"

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Purch-Dawg

the exact opposite of puttin' in the banger; when things are looking good; when life just ain't bangin'

Last night when I was hittin' "the leg" at the club, I hit 78 people in the face. They were FULL Purch-Dawgs.

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Roast Purch Month

The month of April is the one month of the year you roast the shit out of perch

Perch is the name, hating minorities is the game....

O shit did Roast Purch month start?

purches

absolute legend always down the house. helping out his nan an doing his puchcards. his challenges are what's most important. summerhouse god. make sure you don't push it

if you ever need oyur challenges done your a purches

Pandy Purch

I purchase you made during the pandemic. Consider it a pandemic purchase.

Netflix premium was my top pandy purch of 2020

dirty purch

When the Purch licks her butt hole. Puts his finger in her ass until her feet come off the ground.

I’m still sore from the dirty Purch