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The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.
boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.
She reached down and caressed my purple headed yogurt fighter...
one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.
On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.
That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.
Nick-name for a penis.
She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!