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/PURsur/
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1. To agree, typically during some form of gathering, to meet a group of friends at a given place, drive part of the way there, and then bail at the last possible second when no one is looking.
2. To say you are coming to an event, and then to simply not show up. No explanation may be provided.
"I don't think I feel like going out, I'll just Purser these fools."
"That bastard just Pursered us!"
"Now that was a proper Purser!"
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one who takes every condiment, jellies , napkins ,creamers or bread items left on table from resturants or as guests at in your home. Usually concealed in a purse or other large carry bag.
My mother in law is a purser she took all the sugar packets, butter and jelly from the resturant this morning.
I was pursed by my mother in law when she visited me and took all 200 of my sugar packets
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An absolutely dummy thicc dude with an undeniable power. Men tremble at the sound of his name, while women’s panties around the world are soaked.
Thanos fears him, no ones power can even come close to matching his.
The only one even worthy of saying his name is none other than that of Gabriel Luckerman.
“Did you see Evan Purser today?”
“Yeah… I’m gonna need a change of panties.”
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Big sexy ginger
Takes ur girlfriend when ever
Flex's on u with his peen
Oh shit its josh we gotta dip
Or
Oh dam bro should’ve told me ur joshua purser and u have a GameCube lets play mario
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A gorgeous blonde, blue eyed girl who everybody loves and she can take ur man if she wants to she’s also a mega one direction Stan ‼️
She is fabulous and the most funniest person ever (even funnier than Russel Howard).
She is also very successful so u should add her on Tiktok - keeleygrace.xox
Person 1 :Oh shit it’s Keeley purser
Person 2 : yeah she’s gorgeous and funnier than Russel Howard
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A college-aged boy that insists on drumming on anything and everything including his girlfriend. Often made fun of by friends majoring in engineering because of his major of Air Traffic Control.
Duuuuur, can't let that dot hit that dot.
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Eddie: *steals Shivaan’s pencil case*
Shivaan: You’re such a Cameron Purser! >:(
nasAAAALLL SPRAY
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