Pussmosis

Puss * mo * sis
- noun

1. The tendency of a male human to gain intelligence as a result of penetrating the vaginal cavity of female human whose intelligent quotient exceeds his. This achievement can only be realized through direct and unobstructed copulation.

I like banging chicks with PhDs. It makes me smarter by pussmosis.

pussmosis

When a man has a characteristic, habit or skill only because of the woman that they are with.

That's an excellent use of mazel tov! I thought you were Italian. You must be Jewish by pussmosis!