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Celebrated on November 5th. it celebrates everything that the vagina has given us. Usually, a couple celebrates this day by having brutal sex.
John: dude, i can't wait until tomorrow!
Steve: why?
John: it's Pussy Day!
Steve: oh, i totally forgot! did you get her a present?
John: yeah, AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HER!
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A day then boyfriend and girlfriend who don't live in one place yet get together to have sex. This day should excuse any other non-relationship activity, like going to the gym or work. Preferably Saturday.
Q:Dude, what time are we going to gym today?
A. 1:Sorry Bro, my girlfriend wants a pussy day.
A. 2:No I am not going, today we having a Pussy day!
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It is the day when your girlfriend or partner makes you steak for dinner then gives you some pussy later. Pussy can mean sex, eating out, or anything involving it.
This day only happens once a year on February 21st.
Zack: Hey John what day is it
John: Oh it’s steak and pussy day
Zack: Oh shit I almost forgot
John: Yeah my girlfriend is cooking me steak right now!
May 15th is national Pussy day all around the world. To rejoice how ultimately Pussy you are
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Every 25th of every month is grab pussy day where u can do anything to a girls pussy (eat that out,fuck , scissor,etc) have fun!
Hey it’s grab pussy day tomorrow maybe we can meet up at my place...
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You can walk up to any female and touch there pussy for free
Hey it’s touch pussy day bro let’s go touch some coochie
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Deep Pussy Day is celebrated on the 18th of November.
«This girl has a really deep pussy!”
“Today is the Deep Pussy Day.”
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