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when a worn out pussy needs to be reconditioned by shoving a ham in her vagina and pulling out the bone.
it was like fucking a jar of mayo, so i fixed the problem with a pussy sleeve
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The cardboard cover coffee shoppes place around coffee cups so that pussies dont burn their hands
Look at that guy drinking a latte with his pussy sleeve,because that shits just too hot and he cant handle it
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The cardboard cup holder a pussy needs to hold his/her hot coffee purchased from a mocha ho
Justin's coffee was to hot for his tender little hand so he asked the mocha ho for a pussy sleeve.
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When ones pussy lips gets so out of shape from being banged, wrangled, over used with sex toys and waxed that they lose their shape and hang like sleeves. One must wear extra tight panties to keep her sleeves from falling out.
Last night I banged some chick and was so grossed out when I couldn't find her pussy hole because her pussy sleeves were so long it was tough to get through.
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