pussymouth

/poos-ee-mouth/ n. Term used discreetly among married straight/bi-curious men to describe any gay male cocksucking connoisseur with a mouth that feels like their wives' pussies used to; the only difference being that this "pussy" satisfies without nagging, having emotions or bleeding, and once you cum, it will leave.

Dude, call Patrick up, that cat has a pussymouth that'll make you nut hella hard!

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pussymouth

When you can't handle lame spicy foods.

"Dude, you can't handle the jalapenos? You have SUCH a pussymouth."

"I'd like my curry mild, please. I have a huge pussymouth."

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pussymouth

This is referring to a mouth as if it were a pussy. The tongue is like a giant clit. The mouth is wet and wants to be fucked like a cunt.

Put your big fat cock in my pussymouth and fuck my throat.

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pussymouth

the medical condition in which one who has an oral cavity that tastes and smells like a vagina, usually contracted after extended periods of eating out vaginas

lesbian- "Dude, I went to visit Smith college over the summer."
lesbian #2- "Dude, same here, I went last summer...so did you get pussymouth?"
lesbian- "HELLS YEA I DID. I had pussy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner all day everyday."
lesbian #2- *high five*

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