Fear of pirates - uncontrollable anal twitch triggered by the sight of a gap toothed, patch wearing pirate.
Wendy was reluctant watch pirates of the carribean with her friends as she suffered badly from Pyrophobia.
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When you have a fear of that scary fuck, Spyro the dragon, but also when you cannot pronounce the letter s.
-What's up with dickcunt over there?
-He's got pyrophobia.
-Still at least he isn't a junkie.
-What?
-Shut up (sound of gunshot)
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