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Simply the most useless maths topic ever. i dont think ill ever be at the shops, looking to buy $2 of bananas and for some reason need to calculate where the bloody parabola is meant to go on the x and y axis. useless. id rather stick my nuts under
Teacher: Okay guys, time to continue on with your quadratics work from yesterday.
Me: fuck off u old wrinkly cunt.
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"Awww shit i gotta get up and do my quadratics homework noooooo"
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the neatest thing in math ever !!!! you see by using quadratics to solve equations, your avoiding the guess and check method!!!! quadratics are set to zero and have two answers!!!!
Next year, on the regents, make sure you use some quadratics in word probelms, so that you can avoid the guess and check method, WHICH IS STINKY!!!!!
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To divide something into four equal parts.
That nigga quadratized his hard earned $1000 among his 4 kids, and gave each one $250.
The Schrödinger's Cat of equations. Nobody really knows what it is or what it means. The easiest way to commit an algebraic atrocity.
What the hell is a quasi quadratic?
x = -b plus or minus the square root of (b^2 - 4ac) all divided by 2a. Used for quadratic equations where you can't factor. the equation is ax^2 + bx + c.
Fuck the quadratic equation I have a graphing calculator.
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The best method of solving a quadratic. When your equation is in the standard form of ax² + bx + c = 0, x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac) / 2a. It is far superior to both factoring and completing the square. The equation may look difficult, but all you have to do is plug in the coefficients and simplify!
A: I had to use the quadratic formula to solve that tricky problem.
B: Why didn't you just do that in the first place?
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