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The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.
guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.
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When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.
Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle
Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis
The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.
"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"
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A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.
Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th
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North Dakota Slang For The Skin Between The Vagina And The Anus.
Yo dude I totally punched that chick in the quaffle!
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Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.
Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.
To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.
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Used to described someone who is under the weather, or sick.
Murdock: Brian looks pretty quaffled today.
Nate: I heard he got pneumonia from some lady's cat.
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