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As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.
Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.
Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine
Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet
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When you gain weight during quarantine that goes straight to your boobs
John: Damn, have you seen Maggie’s snap story lately?
Sam: Yeah dude! This COVID-19 has given her some massive quarantitties!
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During the Covid-19 outbreak in 2020- when a girl in self-quarantine sends a guy a tit pics.
Yo- this girl with Corona let me see her quarantitties.
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When your once skinny bf/husband over eats due to boredom during quarantine and starts to develop lil chubs on his chest, those are called quarantitties
"Did you see Mike when quarantine was over"?
"No, was it bad"?
"Eating out of boredom got the better of him, he now has quarantitties"
"Oh no, what a shame"
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When a female has been quarantined so long that she’s gained enough weight to also gain a cup size.
Damn Haley been cooped up so long she done came out with some quarantitties
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1. The excess fat around one’s torso that appears as a result of staying inside and eating all of the food you bought to prepare for COVID lockdown.
2. The suddenly overwhelming number of OnlyFans pages made during the pandemic.
Welp, looks like I need to start buying 2XL shirts to hide these quarantitties.