quone

Medical term. When a patient gets difficult you have to quone them.

"We're going to have to quone this patient"

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quone

A neologism coined in "The Stakeout" episode of the television series "Seinfeld", "quone" was a word used by Mrs. Seinfeld in a Scrabble game. It was found by Jerry to not be a real word, but Kramer insists that it means "to sedate". Whether or not this word has been adapted remains to be seen.

"This dictionary's no good, we need a medical dictionary! When a patient is difficult, you quone him." - Kramer

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quone

Medicine:
v. To perform an act on a difficult patient.

When a patient gets difficult, you quone him

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quone

to serve unmedically.

"that creep quack doc almost quoned me for good. it was a close shave buddy.. it was so close..

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quone

quone coined in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld -noun- a non-word played in the game of Scrabble; -verb-(quone, quoned, quoning) to play a non-word in Scrabble.

Note: I've actually submitted this definition to Hasbro and to Merriam Webster, the manufacturers of The Scrabble Players Dictionary. Your other definition entries are good, but obviously they cannot actually appear in any medical dictionary. However, it seems that this definition has an actual function and place in a dictionary because it describes a common real-life situation (such as "wipeout" in surfing and "misdeal" in cards, etc)...and there is currently no dictionary listing for the situation.

Dan: "You won that Scrabble game only because you got away with playing a quone, 'flabbergut' for 36 points!"

Bob: "Hey, quoning is part of playing Scrabble. Don't blame me if you're too chicken to challenge such an idiotic term!"

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QuoN

Contraction for "Queen of the Noobs."

Used primarily for women (especially vegetarians and blondes) who are so daft, so ridiculous, so... noobish, that they are deemed to be the "Queen" of all noobs. However, they have no subjects, because they are too noobish to have them.

Activities include, but are not limited to:

Dressing up for Where’s Waldo? Day... 5 days early.
Accidentally eating bacon while being vegetarian.
Spelling "whore" as "hoar".
Hearing about a lecture by Ray Rodriguez. Googling him and finding out that he is an expert in nutritional genomics. Going to the lecture. Turning out that it was actually a lecture by ROY Rodriguez... expert on sex.
Thinking that hookah bar is just a “cool” way to spell hooker bar.
Looking out of a window and thinking that it's raining outside when it's just the sprinkler system.

"No, it's not raining outside, QuoN... That's the sprinkler system lolololololol."

*Chanting* "QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN! QuoN!"

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Quon

A tall Asian man in early teens who is most likely addicted to porn hub

he watches so much porn his name must be Quon

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