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When you are either so bored or so determined to find a new 'Qwerty' configuration that on the first row you go from left to right ending at the middle of the keyboard, then right to left on the second row again ending on the middle , then left to right also ending in the middle, then you repeat this but switch the directions.

Jim whispered to Maddie, "I think Larry's having a stroke,".
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