rageurbate

verb. A tragically beautiful combination of masturbating while raging.

The moment I saw Brie Larson go down to her underwears in the funny short "The Babysitter" I unsurprisingly felt the need to fap, however it was with an overwhelming urge to punch myself in the nards with rage for I knew I couldn't ever bang her. I wanted to rageurbate. So I did and I feel better.