ranching it

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

The ranch

A place Dr. Phil sends bratty, rich, white girls girls to hopefully fix themselves and realize that they don’t need a $3,000 monthly allowance or a G-Wagon.

Girl 1- did you watch the latest PewDiePie video?
Girl 2- yeah, so glad she got sent to the ranch

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The ranch

Turn about ranch in Utah. The place Dr. Phil sends bratty teen girls

Send them to the ranch send them to the ranch

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Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching

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The ranch

Turn about ranch a teen attitude correction center Escalante Utah known as the ranch because of Dr.Phil

They can be recognized in the town of Escalante by the red baseball caps and solid colored t-shirtsthey have on.
"Hey look they must be from the ranch."

"How can you tell?"
" The red caps and look there is the chaperone."

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Ranch

(adj.) A girl who is stereotypically Midwestern in a trashy way.

When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch.

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ranched

a word that can mean whatever you want it to, particularly for reference to drunk people or negative feelings.

"She is ranched! She drank 3 beers!"

"I just found out that Bert and Ernie aren't brothers! My life is ranched!"

"Aw ranch! That tornado is heading ranch straight for our house! Get in the ranchin' cellar!"

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