randomyosis

a disease where you cannot help yourself but shout random things at passes by and then pretending that it wasnt you but infact your imaginery puppet which you believe helps you to be the best ventriloquist in the world.
another symptom of this disease is that you like to do rolie polies into big crowds and then shouting strike after you knocked someone down.
fortunately its not contagious

randomyosis is funny but we can not use people who have it for our own entertainment :(