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Resembling a Raptor in likeness.
I'm going to put on these raptorous shoes and jump on desks at the office party so that everyone can see my giant toe claws.
The number one threat to the world.
Hope you mowed the lawn, raptors like to nest in the grass.
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A Pickpocket/Homeless person/Hobo/Mugger that steals your stuff or gives you weird looks and hisses at you before running at you like a Velociraptor, scratching you and stealing your stuff.
It could also mean someone that frequently J-walks.
Shit the bed look at that guy sat over there he is a total raptor lets get out of here.
Look at that fucking prick what a J-walking raptor bastard.
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To be in the posing in the background of a photo that you have no business being in!
minus the raptoring asshole in the background this is an awesome photo!
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A drunk female in high-heels. Usually characterized by lots of stumbling and screeching.
Watch out, its the first Friday of the school year. The freshmen raptors are out in full force.
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A form of alcoholism towards raptors
Nav bhatia: I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t womanize, I only raptorize
A thirsty female searching for her next male victim. Once a raptor digs her claws into her pray, they drag them away and their pray's souls are consumed.
Generally Raptors are tantalizing, attractive females posses a special Kekkei Genkai ( visual power) known as "crazy eyes". Raptors posses other abilities which are super effective against weak men such as "Tight Yoga pants" and "Just one more drink, trust me".
Many groups and communities have created Raptor Watch Lists in hopes of limiting casualties. Please ask around at your local college campus for updated information on any possible raptors.
Tommy was just hanging with some friends at a rave last week when out of nowhere, a raptor leaps out of the crowd and drags him into the back of the venue. That raptor is now his girlfriend.
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