recocklous

*when somebody says something,to stupid to comprehend.*
*or*
*when someone is doing something dumb, retarded, un-cool.*

EXAMPLE 1
Matt:"hey jessika, can i sip beer out of your butt?"
Jessika: "no dude, thats recocklous"
EXAMPLE 2
"Justin is so recocklous because he sucks cock for a living.

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recockling

The act of using a condom several times in a day. Recycling a condom. Using a prophylactic multiple times before discarding it.

"Yo.. I can't afford to spend money on condoms, so I started recockling".. he said to his girl.
I've been recockling since before it got popular.
I started recockling because condoms don't biodegrade so easily.. gotta think of the children!
It's not my fault you got preggo... you know I've been recockling!