recrap

To sum up a discussion composed largely of useless bullshit.

Person 1: "Tell me how the staff meeting went."
Person 2: "Allow me to recrap..."

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recrap

What you have to do when you just can't get it all out on the first try. Most often occurs when you need to take a dump, but you don't want to be late for something, so you try to make it as quick as possible. Also may occur if you are constipated.

Guy1: Hey, so how'd it go?
Guy2: I dunno man, I may have to recrap later.

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Recrap

To recap information that is useless, inane or simply bad.

"Thank you for wasting the last ninety minutes of my life with that ridiculous presentation, and then having the gall to "recrap" it for us"

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Recrap

A recap of crappy things.

A New Years recap of the (crappy) year. Recrap.

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Recrap

To take a dump, shove it back in and take a dump again.

I just did a massive recrap last hour.

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