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New Mexico's state question, referring to red or green chile, or both, which is called christmas
(Restaurant Patron):I'll have the Nachos Grande.
(Waitperson): Red or Green?
The New Mexico state question. Red or green chilie is put on everything from Apple Pie to Hamburgers and Ribs ect. Chilie is not just for breakfast anymore. There is also the combination choice of christmas. Both red and green.
Go to any resteraunt and they will ask. Red or Green ?
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A game played between 2 people. One person puts their hand on the other person's leg and slides it up their leg, toward their genitals, until one of the players gets uncomfortable and stops the game. The object of the game is to see how close person 1 can get to person 2's genitals before someone gets uncomfortable.
Man: Dude, did you see those guys playing red light green light?
Dude: Oh hell yeah man, they went all the way up!
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Urban Slag used to describe a common stop light.
Take a left up at this red-yellow-green fool!
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(n.) Probably the best show on the CBC. As an American living near the Canadian border in Michigan, I love to watch the Red Green Show.
Sketch comedy and a very small plot. Every episode includes random sketches, Red's thoughts on being Middle-aged, and the antics of the members of Possum Lodge. Every episode also has a small plotline that is set on the main floor of the lodge. Red and Harold (his geeky nephew) and the other members get into trouble or other shenanigans. Before the show ends, the plot is somehow sorted out.
Red Green is also infamous for his use of Duct Tape on almost everything. On a sketch called "The Handyman Corner" Red rigs a device to do a very simple job using only duct tape and very old/outdated or useless items. (Most involve an old car)
The man's prayer: "I'm a man. I can change. If I have to. I guess."
Joe: "Man, did you watch Red Green?"
Martin: "Yeah, now I know another use for duct tape."
Red Green: Today on the Handyman Corner, we are going to turn this busted down car into a washing machine.
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The handy man's handy man.
"Women might not find you handsome, but they should at least find you handy"
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The greatest mind Canada has produced. A philosopher who puts profound wisdom into words any man can understand. A guiding light for the unwashed who will be greatly missed. Without Red Green the decline of western culture can only become worse.
Good by Red Green and thanks for all the wisdom dressed up as comedy .
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