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A Reise is a superhuman, wizard like man, with magical powers to take any "negative" situation and weave it into a golden opportunity! Reise's are born with the Innate ability to read people to the T, A Reise can know you better than you know your self, so watch it they are impossible to lie to. Reise's can do so many things ranging anywhere from riding a motorcycle, to shredding on a guitar.. They just pick things up naturally. Even though reise's are such natural talents they remain humble about everything, besides their looks, reises love looking in the mirror, and checking them selfs out, who can blame them? Reises are great in bed, and make the best dads.. They are unpredictable in a good way, and have the awesome ability of making life simple and magical all at once! If you are with a Reise, don't let him go, because you will regret it!
Guy one: did you see that guy Reise, he just shat out a bucket of four leaf clovers and left them there!
Guy two: that's a Reise for ya, I hear they can do anything
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The most epic song ever written. It is by Rammstein.
Reise, Reise Seeman Reise
Jeder tut's auf seine Weise
Der eine stößt den Speer zum Mann
Der andere zum Fische dann!
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Reise, Reise is the new Rammstein album. It includes such hit songs as "Mein Teil", "Amerika", and "Ohne Dich".
Reise, Reise is teh sehr guten
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A Dirty Reise is when you only hook up with someone that looks just like you.
Oh shit, Reise and Pat just did the Dirty Reise.
Reise is an awesome girl and always put God first for whatever she does. She is Also in love with Josh Benson
that girl is a Reise Stromstad
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The gym teacher who might be on cocaine. he runs fast and yells a bunch of hooplah! He often walks into the weight room to yell at the girls for no reason. He also has a passion for his favorite sport, Pickle Ball!
"Yay! Mr. Reising is on Vacation!"