relaxness

The state in which one feels relaxed and has the ability to spread the “relaxness”

“Aw you look tense, let me give you some of my relaxness”
“Just embrace the relaxness”

Relaxed

Having an easygoing and mellow nature.

"Wow, Liz seems very relaxed...has she been smoking the ganja lately?"

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Relaxative

A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.

Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"

relax

The one thing you shouldnt say to women/girls.

Ashley: so I went off on him and said...

Jacob: wow, relax

Ashley: U WOT M8

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relax

To chill out, calm down and take a break.

After much work, he relaxed on the bed.

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Relaxing

watching memes the day before an exam.

Person 1: I'm relaxing
Person 2: Dude we have a chem test tomorrow.
Person 1: Oh ummm
Person 2: Yeah that's what I thought. Shut up before I make you study.

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Relax

re-lax (v) : The act of consuming a salmon twice through regurgitation.

If you can't relax, there's plenty of more fish in the sea!

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