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A well known actress that can act quite well but DAMN she's ugly.
Renee Zellweger has three important awards but she is STILL ugly.
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the anti viagra, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners
Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville
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Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.
Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.
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Not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an Academy Award and won one for her role as Ruby in Cold Mountain. She's gorgeous, she's unconventional, she's zesty. She did Kenny Chesney a favor. Recently claimed a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2005), well deserved.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Renee Zellweger.
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An actress from the movie Jerry McGuire that looks like she's made of marzipan.
"For those of you that don't know, marzipan is a waxy, candy-like substance that looks like it's made of Renee Zellweger"
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A magic incantation that makes a giant, painful shit come out when you say it. If the pain of a dump is so heinous it makes you pull a face like Renee Zellweger, speaking her name is the only way to guarantee it's safe passage.
When spoken properly it sounds like this "RRRRRRRRRReneeezellwegAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....."
Dude I just took the biggest shit, it was a full on Renee Zellweger.
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