reprogrammer

Another name for a dick in that it can reprogram women into being human incubators for 9 months

Woman 1: Man I got to feel his reprogrammer all up in my breeding hole last night as we raw dogged it
Woman 2: Do you think he knocked you up
Woman 1: God, I hope so I want to be his personal incubator for the next 9 months

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reprogrammable

When a woman is ovulating and thus ready to be turned into a babymaking machine with sufficent reprogramming.

Girl: Damn I am feeling really reprogrammable right now
Guy: Hey, my reprogrammer is ready for a good reprogramming session
Girl: My reprogramming port is wet already