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As in Maria, a journalist under the payroll of Pierre Omidyar. Also a tax evader.
“Foreign interests have inserted a Ressa in our local media.”
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Ressa’s one of the kindest people you’ll ever meet. She’s a bit quiet if you don’t know her, but if you’re friends, she won’t stop talking and joking around. Ressas can be really sassy if they feel like it. She’ll always ask you how your day was and can talk for hours with you. If someone she loves is hurt, she’ll go to huge lengths to help them. She’s almost always got a secret talent, and she’s got some good secrets. Ressas usually have brown/blond hair and really pretty eyes. They’re very tough and can easily withstand pretty much anything. Ressas are really athletic and strong, but it’s not obvious. She’s always hungry and will eat pretty much anything.
She’s really beautiful, but will always deny it if someone says that she’s pretty.
When she likes someone, it’s never be a of their looks; it’s who they are. Her love means a lot because she’ll never leave you and is very protective. If she has a crush on/likes you, she’ll try not to show it unless she’s certain that you like her back, and if she says she likes you, she means it. Instead, she’ll quietly love spending time with you and talking to you.
Ressas make great girlfriends because once she’s given her heart to someone, she’ll love them forever. She’s cute, funny, caring, sympathetic, and sweet. She’ll always be faithful and will never cheat on you. She loves hugs and PDAs!
Person 1: “Have you seen Ressa around? She’s so nice!”
Person 2: “Yeah, she’s awesome to talk to.”
Person 1: “Can you introduce us?”
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A word used by greek people and friends at the beginning or end of sentences to refer to the person they are talking to. The female version of the word re.
Ressa, you going to greektown tonight?
Hey Ressa, pour some ouzo on my souvlaki.
Take it up the ass, Ressa.
Let's take a vacation to Greece, Ressa.
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A Greek word that used to be an insult derived from the word Re. The feminim version of Re. Used commonly amongst Greek persons and wannabe Greek persons at the start or end of sentences to refer to the person that they are talking to.
Ressa, where were you. Get me a Spanakopita Ressa.
Hey Ressa, are you serving Ouzo. Put it on the Family Restaurant Ressa. Are you going to Mythos on the Danforth today, Ressa.
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A Greek word that used to be an insult derived from the word Re. The feminim version of Re. Used commonly amongst Greek persons and wannabe Greek persons at the start or end of sentences to refer to the person that they are talking to.
Ressa, when are you going to Greece.
Order me a Spanakopita and Saganaki, Ressa.
Hey Ressa, order a couple of shots of Ouzo to go down with the Keftedes.
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To continually lie to everyone
to pull a ressa is to lie constantly to everyone
there he goes again pulling a ressa
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n. a small, crotched-faced reptilian resembling a mammal originally found in Sumatran slands.
adj. Ugly, dirty-looking, monstrous, vile.
Tommy's girlfriend resembles a ressa
Yuck! You're so ressa.
Practice hygiene while you're young I don't want you to be a ressa when you grow up.