retardee

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.