retardled

to be startled into a state of temporary retardation

Ben felt retardled after the prospect of a car nearly hitting him caused him to mutter something about a sandwich he would never get to eat again

retardle

someone who reuses the same terrible comebacks constantly and is kind of gay anyway.

god, that kid just keeps calling me a douche. what a retardle.

Retardler

Retarded toddler child

"I was in the park this morning and this weird looking kid crawled by me and bit my ankle... What a retardler!"

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Retardling

When two retards have a child

PR1: Man did you hear that the gay couple adopted a child!?

PR2: yea, looks like theirs a Retardling on the loose.

Retardlings

those children of people who procreated that really shouldnt have.... you know the ones that you just shake your head at and ask silently why?

Oh my, who knew here in Wal Mart we would see so many retardlings in one afternoon!!!

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Retardle

A retarded sniggle; conjures images of a mentally disabled squirtle

Person 1: "Look at that stupid squirtle, it keeps running into walls"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a retardle"

George: "What a dumbass"
Matt: "You mean, what a retardle?"