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The richest, coolest, biggest penised man in the world all the girls really want to fuck him
God I feel really horny, where is riccardo
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Very sexy, knowledgeable person with massive cock
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Powerful and strong. A rock you can lean on.
Social and well connected.
You will want to know this guy as doors will open for you in all the right places!
Official definition of the word Riccardo:
You seem to have what it takes to succeed,
To make big decisions and stay in the lead.
When faced with obstacles you show your power,
With your firm resolve, you are the man of the hour.
Your determination and will to endure,
Will make you strong and unbending, steadfast and secure.
I felt lost and unworthy... I wish I knew a Riccardo. Everything would seem more worthwhile.
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The look of a true man. A greek god. The powerful combination of a full and lush red beard and a bald head.
"Behold the awesome Riccardo upon that mans being"
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Mamma Mia, he’s such a Riccardo, he dances tango and cooks pasta too
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A small insect like creature who preys on women, a Riccardo is very likely to be cocooning inside your cupboard or old boilers they lay eggs in these locations and await a real alpha male to come fertilise them.
Their appearance is usually a mesh of fuck boy hairstyles and basic Nike or sports clothes, they enjoy fuck boy music and back stabbery, their mute understanding of any language but their own will cause frustration almost as much as their miniature extension they call a penis.
These things are notorious for trying to lay eggs in a females ear and should be greeted with fly spray infestations are more common in the summer where thousands of riccardos will flock from the nests in Italy to find a mate throughout Europe.
Truly a magnificent species living off a shitty gym diet and trying at every turn to mate with native women in a cringe induced fashion.
Always check under your bed, in your cupboards or any slack water areas in your house for riccardos
Girl1:hey I think my house is infested with riccardos
Girl2: how so?
Girl 1: well I get this feeling I’m being silently watched and ever morning there are tiny dick holes in my butter
Girl 2: yeah you should call pest control for that they can lure them out with fuck boy music and shitty gym diets.
Girl1: good because I think it’s giving me a rash on my arm
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an Italian boy whos favourite Italian dish is spaghetti with meatballs.
Riccardo: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, how i love spaghetti with meatballs, isnt it the best italian dish even. I love it so much"
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