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An Irish person of Asian decent.
Is that guy from the restaurant down the road a a pure bred or a Rice Paddy?
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The vagina of an Asian girl.
Man, I was shank deep in that rice paddy when her dad walked in on me and started screaming about how she was supposed to be studying!
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Term for a subset of asians in america who feel their stereotyped racial heritage and/or educational background automatically ranks them ahead of all other races and schools, especially regarding math and science. In actuality, they have a humble family history of rice farming, which is exactly what they would be doing if their family didn't escape their home country hidden on a shipping freighter. Their misplaced belief in possessing amazing math and science skills is only in comparison to rice farmers, at which point even an uneaten dog would be equally skillful. Their farming heritage also partially explains why they are so bad at driving, as cars do not exist on a rice paddy.
This blend of false fortitude and past bitterness breeds a passive-aggressive behavior which results in an uncanny ability to not see anything while driving, as they think their superiour math and science skills somehow equates superior technical driving ability. Actually, their educational smugness produces delusions of all superior technical abilities (especially in the workplace), leading to the rightful retaliation by racial prejudice from the white driving man.
Example 1
Police officer: Tell me how this 50 car pileup accident happened.
Witness 1: A white honda, I think, just swooped across all 8 lanes of freeway traffic without even using a blinker.
Officer: White honda? Do you remember the plate number, or a description of the driver?
Witness 2: Oh yeah, the plate said "IRUVDOG" and the driver was a shortish, dark-haired woman... with slanty eyes...
Officer: Oh, a rice paddy?
Witnesses (together): YEAH
Example 2
Asian person: Herro.
White driving man: Fucking rice paddy.
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An elusive power only possessed by the pure Asian (esp. of non pale skin). It allows astonishing powers in Math and Science. The power has been confirmed by celebrated author Malcolm Gladwell in his book, Outliers. The power allows for all stereotyped Asian properties and excels in giving super math skills when compared to pale skinned humans.
How did you get a 1735% on the test? My rice paddy power.
A crazy fucker with a huge machine gun. He chews tobacco and kills women and children. A veteran of the Vietnam War.
Henry was a Rice Paddy Daddy, he fragged boo-coo V.C.
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This game originated in China where these two guys wanted to feed their family.
The game where there are two rice paddies side by side. The goal of this game is to grow and harvest the rice in the fastest time. HOWEVER, there are rules.
1.You may not steal the opponent's rice to keep your family fed.
2. You may not use growth hormones because that will make your rice look like crap.
3. You may not kick the mud barrier separating the rice paddies in order to ruin your opponent's rice paddy.
Whoever wins gets all the rice that the player and opponent has grown.
Guy 1: "HEY YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU TO THE RICE PADDY GAME!!!!!'
Guy 2: *Troll face* "I guarantee that I will win."
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An asian sugar daddy.
My rice paddy daddy took me out for sushi every night this week ;)
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