Rick Scott

A Reptilian Shapeshifting lizard who successfully conned the people of Florida into electing it into the US Senate. It can be seen attempting to take a more visually pleasing form as Lord Voldemort as not to alarm it’s human constituents. It became rich off of a healthcare company so it naturally took away basic Medicaid to the residents of Florida, standard Republican hypocrisy.

Floridian 1: Did Rick Scott speak yet?

Floridian 2: I think we missed it, I see it’s shed human suit at the podium.

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