Ride along

A ride-along is an arrangement for a civilian to spend a shift in the passenger seat of a police car, observing the work day of a police officer, firefighter, or paramedic.

Guy1: "Can I ride along?"

Guy2: "Sure you can come with me"

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Ride along

When in a bunk bed while another couple has sex above or below you and you begin to masturbate along with their rythem.

My college roommate was banging his girl on the top bunk so I did a ride along and rubbed one out on the bottom bunk.

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ride along

A friend that is only there when it's convenient or when things are going well. Someone that doesn't want to help or doesn't know how when times are difficult. The opposite of ride or die.

I asked her to help me move but she said she didn't feel like it. I knew she was that ride along.

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Ride Along

When both nipples on a male are pierced and he has a chain connecting them. This is so the female can hold on during sex and 'Ride Along'

Jane was banging the shit out of me while hanging on to my ride along.

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bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

ride along cheater

a person, namely a good friend of the person being cheated on, that accompanies the cheater in their debauchery with other woman and participates in activities and behavior that they know the friend/person being cheated on would disapprove of or would hurt their feelings.

meghan is really sick of Russ. his ride along cheater ass better not show his face here anymore.

ron, "wheres russ?"
meghan, "hes ride along cheating with clint today."

Texas ride-along

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.

"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

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