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What happens when you peep in the girls locker room.
Stewie: It appears my weewee has been stricken with rigamortis
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(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.
(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death
Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression
I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.
My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.
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When a mans penis loses an erection quickly after ejaculating.
After tom came, he experienced severe rigamortis and was unable to continue preforming.
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Short form for the Adult Swim animated show title Rick and Morty.
Let's binge watch some Rigamortis tonight!
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The event in which an external stimulus causing one's sexual organ to stiffen to erection. Caused by a lack of ATP, and thus myosin cannot dissociate from the actin in your penis muscle.
Woaahh... Ted did you see that girls cleavage? It gave me a bad case of rigamortis.
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a dead mans alternative to viagra
the corpses has gone through rigamortis.
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A condition that does not replace viagra.
Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.
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