rip lash

irritation or discomfort in or around one's gluteal cleft caused by frequent and/or turbulent flatulence.

I had some serious rip lash after consuming so much fried chicken and sports beer at the Indy 500 this year.

Rip-lash

A neck or nasal injury sustained from excessive use of cocaine.

Person 1 "Dude, my neck is killing me...it feels like whiplash"

Person 2 "It's probably from the excessive momentum you used last night/this morning when ripping that coke"

Person 1 "Sounds like a case of rip-lash"

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