Ripeth

Ripeth: the process of resting in peace. Was first used in 750 AD by a lingospherian Monk named Tobias.

We are all doomed. Ripeth us all.
Someone tells you that Facebook and Twitter are down.

You: Facebook and Twitter ripeth.

ripeth done

Past tense of 'Do Ya Rip'. Implies that the 'Rip' did indeed happen upon the unfortunate 'Ripee'

Wee mental davey went to the arcades and spent his disability on the tuppeny nudger and lost it all. The chubby, blonde, female worker commented 'Ripeth done' at the end of wee mental daveys tether. Wee mental davey isn't having this and throws a handful of five pence pieces at blonde chubster. Obviously, chubster goes pure Ford Estate squawking words only Seagulls understand whilst davey's going absolutely acka, uncontrollable at this point, I feel like I'm going to have to walk away and deal with this. David no, you're too strong no daaaavid nooooo