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Rumor has it, this old fart singer guzzled multi loads of manjam in the 70s, thus resulting in getting said goo, pumped from his stomach.
Dude, my gay buddy Bruce apparently had to be rushed to the hospital last night after doing a Rod Stewart imitation at the gay party.
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Stupendously successful singer who has dabbled in different musical styles which means that everybody could find at least one song by him that they like.
Enjoys shagging leggy blondes and driving fast cars. He is both a gentleman and a joker which means that both blokes and girls like him.
It has been confirmed by several ex-girlfriends that he has a large penis.
He is very charismatic and charming so that girls fall for him even if they didn't like him before.
Possesses inexplicable ability to wear loud colours, animal prints and tartan and look good in all of them.
"If looks could kill, then one glance from Rod Stewart could impregnate you."
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One of THE sexiest older men that has ever roamed the earth. Although he is in his sixties he is still getting more play than most guys and still sings amazing. Rod Stewart introduced the world to some great songs like Forever Young and Tonight's The Night. Rod Stewart can always set the mood.
One day, when i'm old enough, I am going to marry Rod Stewart.
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The BEST singer in history ever! Has a lot of rumors which none of them are true! And people should not say things that they dont even know if its true they should have facts! He's sang alot of good songs! He is Scottish and he is married to Penny Lancaster and has 6 kids. He's is one of the nicest men in the world. :
"I love that song Maggie May by Rod Stewart"
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All of his songs sound the same
What song is this?
It's a Rod Stewart song called...uh...oh hell, they're all the same anyway
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An old singer dude who has cool songs but sucks at singing them (thats why they are often remade into something better). Sometimes compared to David Bowie, which is dumb because Bowie is obviously a WAY better artist.
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A pop rock singer. Getting up there, with hits like the awesome Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? and Sailing. Got his big break as singer for guitar legend Jeff Beck in 1968, in one of the world's first true hard rock bands (the Jeff Beck Group), which came out six months before Led Zeppelin, which the inside flap of their albums cannot state enough. After they broke up after two mediocre albums he devoted himself to pop and managed a successful solo career.
Rod Stewart, while awesome, is just about the biggest wanker who ever lived.
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