inviting ugly friends with you to a club to look better by comparison
dude tinas rolling donkey tonight. she brought the chick with the hunchback and the boojie chick. she looks hot tho
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When having sex in a bed, one or both of the couple take a shit. The couple carry on sex smearing the faeces around the bedsheets and each other.
Jack: Get some action with Sally last night?
Dave: Yeah, I couldn't wait for a shit though, so we ended up Donkey Rolling...
Jack: Erm... cool...
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