roman sandal

When one takes his shoelaces and wraps them around his balls and works his way up criss crossing his shaft in a Roman Sandal fashion ending with a bow knot. Thus giving you the Roman Sandal.

Last night I was wicked bored and gave myself a Roman Sandal.

Roman Sandal

The fetish sex act where one takes a shoelace, flosses his/her ass with it, and then ties it around their partners foot.

Yo! Bitch! Git over here so I can give you a Roman Sandal!!!

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“toey as a Roman sandal!”

Many Aussies like to use the slang word “toey” when they are horny - aroused - ready for sex, or whatever comes close! The expression known as “toey as a Roman sandal” means you are really horny and ready for whatever comes close to sex, or sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse may sound old fashioned, but you could say anything regarding being “toey as a Roman sandal”. Say anything regarding sexual or sensual arousal - anything like “I’m feeling amorous. Are you?” Or, “Do you feel like making love?” or you could even quote something from Barry White or James Brown. Whatever turns you on!

“Norman! You’re “toey as a Roman sandal!”

“Hey?”

“You don’t know what that means? You’re really horny!”
“Aha!”

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