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Ron Paul

verb. To get a mob agitated and lead them with promises revolution only to duck out and run.

"I started a riot this weekend, told these people we were going to take city hall, but then I said fuck it and left. I just wasn't feeling it anymore. I totally Ron Paul'd those people."

by raunpol June 10, 2012

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Ron Paul

A verb describing one shooting something (whether it be a lunchsack, basketball, ECT.) and missing its desired target..

Person 1:"Watch me Ron Paul this mug."
Person 2:"Ok then, lets see it."
Person 1: *shoots and misses while looking like a grummet*

by Ron Paul That Mug May 4, 2012

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Ron Paul

Republican candidate that gon legalize medical marijuana

Boy 1: I'm finna vote for Ron paul
Boy 2: what for Jimmy
Boy 1: He gon get us that pot!
Boy 2: Ron gettin faded!!

by YoUNg MoNeY SwAGg Tre January 5, 2012

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Ron Paul

Sitting Texas Congressman and one time Libertarian Party presidential candidate. The only honest man left in Washington.

I bet Ron Paul's speeches on the floor of congress are a real annoyance to all the theiving, lying, murdering, slime-dripping scumbags there.

by epsilon minus January 18, 2004

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Ron Paul

Ronald Ernest Paul (born August 20, 1935) is a 10th-term Congressman, obstetrician (M.D.), and a 2008 presidential candidate from the U.S. state of Texas, seeking the nomination of the Republican Party.

As a Republican, he has represented Texas's 14th congressional district in the U.S. House of Representatives since 1997, and represented Texas's 22nd district in 1976 and from 1979 to 1985.

Paul advocates a limited role for the federal government, low taxes, free markets, a non-interventionist foreign policy, and a return to monetary policies based on commodity-backed currency. He has earned the nickname "Dr. No" because he is a medical doctor who votes against the bills that he believes conflict with the Constitution.1 In the words of former Treasury Secretary William Simon, Paul is the "one exception to the Gang of 535" on Capitol Hill.2 He has never voted to raise taxes or congressional pay, and refuses to participate in the congressional pension system.3 He has consistently voted against the USA PATRIOT Act, the Military Commissions Act of 2006, and the Iraq War.

Person 1: "Here's a tough question: name a person currently in our government who actually upholds the constitution, is incredibly intelligent, and listens to the wisdom of the founding fathers."

Person 2: "HAHAHA!! Everyone knows no such person exists anymore, they all died with our freedoms and liberties."

Person 1: "Actually, there is one person left who represents those characteristics-- his name is Ron Paul, and he's running for president."

by Big Marley June 7, 2007

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Ron Paul

A very simple minded man who knows very little about how the actual world works, but some how gains followers that share his simple minded ways.

Did you see Ron Paul during the Republican debate?

Yes, he seemed really smart!

You think that because you could hardly pass the 9th grade.

by Idonothaveapseudonym October 22, 2011

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Ron Paul

He's not going to win an election.
So in 2012, don't vote for him.
Becuase if you do, you'll be supporting Palin, and nobody wants that.

"Ron Paul-2012!"
"He can't win, don't jizz yourself"

by wambulance May 30, 2009

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