Other definitions of rules dont count if it is not the first rule defined on the urban dictionary.
Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
Rule #1 Do not talk about fight club
Rule #2 Do not talk about fight club
Your Bassist is a useless cunt.
You: Man, our bassist won't come to practice!
Me: RULE #2.
Do NOT, talk about /b/.
Some person- What's /b/?
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Other guy- Rules 1 and Rule 2 bitch.
Person 1: Hey do you remember rule 1?
Person2: Woah bro... rule 2...
Person 1: Sorry I forgot
If a rule restricts something that has no conceivable point, it will be broken.
Kid: -stuffing tissues into mouth-
Teacher: That's not allowed
Kid: Sorry, rule 2, lady.
In the movie "Fight Club" Brad Pitts charactor says "rule 1: Don't talk about fight club. RULE 2: Don't talk about fight club".