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after havin sex witt a girl, u lean over, put ur arms around her, nd whisper softly in her ear "I have AIDS". then u time her ta see how long it takes for her ta pick up her shit nd run out tha room.
1. That bitch got 17 minutes when i tried runnin the bull on her, she mustve really liked me.
2. I heard she got 7 seconds in tha Running the Bull marathon
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When you get diarrhea from drinking too many Red Bulls.
"Oh man, after that last Red Bull, I've got a serious case of Running of the Bulls. I may need to change my underwear!"
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A unique practice where unimformed, misinformed, or ill-informed, foreigners that know nothing of the history of Pamplona and/or the practice of the running of the bulls, dimisses it to be simply a pastime where drunken farm boys, drunk off of whiskey and barly beer, make their way running through town as they are being chased down by a pack of angry, yet amused bulls.
These boys often scream in terror, shouting phrases like "wordOwch! my stomach lining!"/word or "wordMy blood hurts!/word" Or something of the sort while, routinely, but traditionally, being gorged, or even gutted by the horns of a bull.
The running of the bulls festivals is held in Pamplona, Spain, every year, for nine days in July.
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when yo bowls emit a loose, light brown (or sandlewood, if you will) fecal discharge at an inopportune momemt.
Egad, Chalmers, I'd love to continue this conversation, but I must make haste to the toilet as I've just had a little running of the bulls
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To operate a motor vehicle (most often a Harley) on a public street and/or highway while intoxicated and/or high, in close proximity to (beside) a vehicle(s) operated by law enforcement personell instead of looking for an alternate route.
I smoked a big fatty and had a few Jack and cokes then Ran with the Bulls all the way through town.
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an excuse for a bunch of drunken Spaniards to get gored by crazed bulls
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something only real morons would participate in; of course they learn the hard way when a bull decides he's having rump roast for dinner
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