Rusty Harp

When you receive a goatsie and then have your ass pubes interweaved so that it can be played like a harp.

Joe:Awww man I woke up this morning with my ass so sore and my pubes interweaved.
Adam:Dude thats a rusty harp!
Joe:Jennys a sick hoe.

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Rusty Mouth harp

Its when you perform a rusty trombone on a girl. Except its more like a mouth harp

Its like dueling banjos, but without the dueling or the banjos and with a mouth harp and an asshole thus making it a rusty mouth harp

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Rusty Jew Harp

When a Giant monster or Kaiju forcibly butt rapes Anguirus (another Kaiju)

My grandpa brought me downstairs to watch a Rusty Jew Harp on his 70” plasma TV.

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Rusty Jaw Harp

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.

Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.

Rusty Harp

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers

Oh God, Oh wow, I walked into the nutrition room and saw Salman giving Karina a Rusty Harp.

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