rutcacus

A rutcacus is a legendary wrestling move in which the performer takes their index finger and their middle finger and sticks them up the nostrils of their opponent in a fight to hopefully paralyze them. This is one of the most legendary wrestling moves of all time if preformed right, but it only works if the person preforming the rutcacus has the intent of shmurdering their opponents mental health. PLEASE TRY AT HOME IF YOUR COOL!!!

P.S. - It works best when your opponent is asleep

Guy 1: YO did you hear Topher preformed a rutcacus on his mom while she was asleep last night!
Guy 2: YO WHAT THE HECK! I wish I could do that to my mom!!

Guy 1: Yea apparently she was mad at him for never doing homework so she took his phone (which is completely unreasonable) so he just decided to preform the rutcacus on her
Guy 2: Dang she not gonna be taking his phone again haha nugget
Guy 1: Aii bro I gotta go preform a rutcacus on my mom rn cuz she wants me to do the dishes c ya later bro
Guy 2: Aii bro imma c ya later ma diggity dawg