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Is the best person you would ever want as a (best friend). He is very shy but once he gets to know you he is the most hyper as ever. He is very loving and will never let you down.he is very giving so you don’t even have to bribe him.
“Ryerson is the one sitting over there”
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A university with a highly diverse range of educative paths and professionals, as well as students. Ryerson university emphasizes on using both real-life experience and theory in their educative fields. Employees tend to hire Ryerson graduates rather than U of T graduates due to the social and work related competence Ryerson graduates present, compared to socially inept book-worms.
employer: "He's from Ryerson, at least he can do work and is not a dull dead-rabbit like that U of T kid we hired and fired"
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The faculty with the most innovative, faced-paced, and challenging degree programs at Ryerson University.
Contrary to popular stereotypes that Ryerson is a "high school", the Engineering degree very much entails a curriculum obviously only found in higher education institutions.
Engineering students can usually be found drowning in work, unable to attend parties, whining about their GPA, and not engaged in romantic relationships with other students.
Person 1: He goes to Ryerson University.
Person 2: Lol I bet he's a dumbass
Person 1: Actually no, he's in Ryerson Engineering. I got mad respect for him.
Non-eng student: Hey girls! There's a party tonight. Wanna come?
Girls: Sorry, we're engineering students.
Non-eng student: ...Oh okay, maybe some other time I guess ;)
Girls: Probably not.
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A college that still thinks its a university, much like western being a 4 star vacation resort. Engineering is good at ryerson, but overall is a very mediocre school, especially the business program.
Queen's Graduate: Well I got my BComm, now I'm planning to do an internship in switzerland for goldman sachs.
U of T Graduate: Really? Wow I'm going to china to work on some investment funds and oversee some potential new buyouts.
York(schulich) Graduate: Nice guys, I'm just planning on staying here and working for Morgan stanley on some M&A projects.How about you?
Ryerson Graduate: you guys r fagz u know that?! fucking fagz who suck their moms cockzrosz!! PWNED!!!! ur so stoopid!!
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THE WORST UNIVERSITY IN TORONTO. i HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT BUILDING. I HATE THIS UNIVERSITY. THEY TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY BECAUSE THEY ARE GREEDY BITCHES AND BASTARDS. I FUCKIN HATE RYERSON UNIVERSITY
I HATE RYERSON UNIVERSITY
DONT EVER go to THIS FUCKIN UNIVERSITY
I HATE RYERSON UNIVERSITY
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That thing where you keep meeting someone when drinking and introduce yourself, forgetting you've already met them because you were drunk last time you met. Based on Groundhog's Day where Ned Ryerson (Stephen Tobolowsky) keeps introducing himself to Bill Murray's character, unaware they've been in the same situation many times before.
It works better if you end the awkward re-introduction with "Bing"
"Hi, I'm Mac"
"I know."
"We've met before? Was I drunk?"
"Yes to both."
"So I'm Ned Ryersoning you right now, arnt I?"
"Yes."
"Bing."