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To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.
Also see arrowed
"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"
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Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"
ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."
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"Man, if i don't have those sales figures in by tomorrow, I'm sworded."
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Of a lady or a gay guy, having had sex
"I got sworded last night!"
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To be impaled by a knight deep into the skin.
Oh, this is the worst game I've ever played!
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To be impaled, alright! But not necessarily by a knight. Any ol' buck with a huge dong can sword any willing (or unwilling) hole.
That man o' mine sworded me right in the pooper when I least expected it!
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