Safetiness

A level or degree of safety applied to a given situation or object. Safetiness is next to happiness.

Person A: I've just banged my head on that bloody light
Person B: Moving it will really improve its safetiness

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Safety

An Florida term for much love or be safe in these streets

Jay leaving aright safety my g

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Safety

New York way of saying “peace” “be safe” “goodbye”

Friend 1: alright man I gotta go, I’m bout to see my family in Brownsville.

Friend 2: alright safety gang😎

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Safety

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.
-See also 'Doorknob'

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"
"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"
"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"
"Allright, fine, whatever."
That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...

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safety

An exclamation used as a warning immediately following a fart, made by the farter

"Safety! I would keep walking forward, quickly, if I were you."

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safety

Is not a joke. The carrying of weapons (must bring your own) is often encouraged to enhance safety. When pushed to the limit, safety is not guranteed. Due compensation is usually rendered when one returns from an operation that may call safety into question. Undertaking a difficult task (such as time travel) with someone who has only done it once before is not safe, but highly encouraged.

"We're going to hunt sabretooth tigers, and safety is not guranteed. Better bring your own weapons."

"Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. Safety not guranteed."

"Sean Connery knows nothing of safety, hes only done this once before."

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Safety

Amplified version of 'safe': Safety is a positive adjective which can be applied to any situation or object. London and South East lexicon.

Cornelius: "You picking up for tonight bruv?"
Jermaine: "Yea man we are gona get buzzed."
Cornelius: "Safety."

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