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Safey – where selfies meet safety. A safey involves taking a picture of yourself participating in fun outdoor activities, while ‘playing it safe’.
Common activities undertaken while posing for a safey include: boating, kayaking, swimming, biking, hiking and jetskiing.
The tag #safey is associated with these photographs and are frequently followed with similar terms #slipslopslap, #playitsafe and #safetyfirst.
Warning: Sharing your safey online could lead to viewers experiencing serious fomo.
“Man, that’s a cracker safey!”
“You think so? My life jacket does look pretty swagger, and I like the added touch of zinc.”
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“We look SO good in our sun hats and life jackets, and this SPF50+ is giving me that effortless dewy look. This is some serious safey material!”
a typo on Tommyinnits sign for his hotel
Tommy: What the hell is safey
Sam nook: ...
When under the influence of acid it is important to designate a safey safe. Usualy a couch, or your mommy's bed a safey safe is where the monsters cannot get you. When paired with a large blanket a safey safe is your best defense against: frank the bunny, anywhere in your house carpet meets linolium, and tsunamis among other things.
(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!
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