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salad shit

When the shit you took has little bits of salad and other veggies that you ate the previous day.

Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!

Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018

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shit salad

A salad that includes at least one ingredient made with human excrement.

This shit salad tastes like pure asshole...You want some?

by El Poopstersaurus October 18, 2017

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Shit Salad

1. (Noun) A very sticky situation.
ex.

2. (Noun) The Act of shitting all over someone.

"This is a real shit salad you got here Ricky."

by rabertha October 26, 2008

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Shit Salad

1. A phrase used to describe when a dog shits in your garden, a garden from which you make salad.
2. A phrase to describe a drama or turn of events that has happened where everyone involved feels as though they've been tossed about.

Geez man! Your dog gave me a shit salad!
Uh oh, this party has turned into a real shit salad.

by kbomb29 June 9, 2009

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Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.

Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".

by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017